The Abbott and Costello Show

Lou's eccentric opera singing uncle comes to stay with the boys for a couple of months.

A wealthy society matron pays Bud to attend a formal reception and impersonate the Duke of Gluten. Lou comes along pretending to be his cousin, the Earl of Waldo.

Mr Fields takes out an insurance policy on Lou. Later, when Bud takes Lou on a hunting trip so he can get some rest, he suspects Bud and Mr. Fields want to kill him for the insurance money.

Bud and Lou are pest exterminators who are mistaken for psychiatrists when they attend to Mrs. Featherton's ""aunts"".

A heavyweight prize fighter named Killer thinks that Lou is having an affair with his wife. Bud attempts to get Lou trained and fit in a gym.

Bud and Lou accidentally buy a crate of roller-skates , not knowing that they have stolen diamonds hidden inside.

Lou accidentally lands himself and Bud roles in a civil war melodrama.

Bud and Lu attempt to plant a backyard garden so they can win a cash prize offered by a civic group.

Lou wins a 1000 dollar prize pretending to be Mr. Fields, then has to get Mr. Fields out of the way so he can collect it.

Lou is in love with a girl he has only corresponded with. As a gag , Bud and his friends convince him that he has already married the girl. The woman who poses as his wife then makes his existence miserable.

Bud and Lou are hired to restrain their clients' daughter from spending money. The girls then turn the tables on Bud and Lou.

Lou wins a car but Bud sells it to buy a cheaper one. Using the profits Bud tries to go on a holiday in Flint, Michigan

Lou will inherit ten thousand dollars if he is married. Lou wants to marry a former girlfriend -who is dating named Bonebender Brodsky.

Mr. Fields is about to evict the boys. Bud convinces Mr. Fields that Lou's Uncle Ruppert is a millionaire and Lou is the sole heir. Mike the Cop begins to believe that the visiting uncle (impersonated by Lou) has been murdered.

Lou receives his diploma from the Watchdog Correspondence School and helps a friend locate some valuable bonds in a haunted house.

Lou receives a tax refund check for one million dollars. He takes the check to a bank and demands cash. He is subsequently followed by home by crooks.

Lou is mistaken for a crook named Dapper Dan and is forced to take part in a robbery.

Bud and Lou take jobs as armed bodyguards for a couple of hoodlums and assist in a bank robbery. They use their share of money to pay their rent ,then later try to get it back from Mr.Field's safe.

Bud and Lou help Mr. Fields , who is being threatened by a lawsuit. Lou poses as a Texas millionaire to help discredit the woman.

Bud and Lou's beautiful next door neighbour uses Lou as a decoy to help break up with her mobster boyfriend.

Bud and Mr. Fields help Lou put together a prefab house in order to impress his fiancé and her parents. A jealous former boyfriend sabotages their work.

Bud involves Lou in an experiment of a mad scientist who convinces Lou that he is indestructible.

Bud and Lou judge a beauty contest and pressure is applied to sway their votes.

Bud and Lou want to take two sisters on a date but thier father convinces the boys to put an antenna on his roof.

Lou trys to give Bud a rubdown following instructions from a radio show, but he's tuned into a program explainig how to paint a car at home.